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Old 14th April 2010, 01:16 PM   #391
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Re: Would You Rather...

train long distance as u can move around more!

No sex for the rest of your life or unlimited sex but only with the people you find most disgustingly ugly?
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Old 14th April 2010, 01:18 PM   #392
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train long distance as u can move around more!

No sex for the rest of your life or unlimited sex but only with the people you find most disgustingly ugly?
I'd rather no sex at all.

Receiving email or handwritten letter from a long distance friend?
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Old 14th April 2010, 01:48 PM   #393
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I'd rather no sex at all.

Receiving email or handwritten letter from a long distance friend?
Receiving a handwritten letter means more.

Going out with an obese person or an anorexic person?
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Old 14th April 2010, 02:12 PM   #394
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anorexic. its easier to put on weight than to lose it.

too much or too little cream in a cake?
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Old 14th April 2010, 04:15 PM   #395
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Too much as u can always take some out! Too little and ur stuffed!

Being given drugs to -
A) Sleep for 1 week non stopping!
B) Stay awake for 1 week non Stopping!
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Old 15th April 2010, 12:24 AM   #396
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stay awake

meth ftw

lemons or limes?
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Old 15th April 2010, 03:35 PM   #397
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meth ftw

lemons or limes?
lemons -they biggger!!

Would you rather.... Sex with your damn pretty sister/brother or sex with an damn ugly girl/boy?
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Old 15th April 2010, 03:56 PM   #398
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Would you rather.... Sex with your damn pretty sister/brother or sex with an damn ugly girl/boy?
LOL!!!!!

to ask such a question, don't you think that's worrying?...
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Old 15th April 2010, 04:03 PM   #399
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LOL!!!!!

to ask such a question, don't you think that's worrying?...
U still have to answer!
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Old 15th April 2010, 04:11 PM   #400
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U still have to answer!
ner, i was just passing by
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Old 15th April 2010, 04:29 PM   #401
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okay.. just pretend incest isn't wrong afterall, they're are still female/male. it's not like you're going to get them pregnant!
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Old 15th April 2010, 04:33 PM   #402
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okay.. just pretend incest isn't wrong afterall, they're are still female/male. it's not like you're going to get them pregnant!
ROFLMAO!!! *hands chillerkid a shovel*
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Old 16th April 2010, 03:19 PM   #403
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lemons -they biggger!!

Would you rather.... Sex with your damn pretty sister/brother or sex with an damn ugly girl/boy?

damn ugly girl every time. Put a bag over her head kinda thing, man i sound like a dick but if i had to choose lol.

Would you rather bang the most attractive guy in the world or would you bang Susan Boyle (stipulations: no bags over the head, you have to keep constant eye contact) .
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Old 16th April 2010, 03:51 PM   #404
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damn ugly girl every time. Put a bag over her head kinda thing, man i sound like a dick but if i had to choose lol.

Would you rather bang the most attractive guy in the world or would you bang Susan Boyle (stipulations: no bags over the head, you have to keep constant eye contact) .
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